Rock Band DLC

Top 10 most wanted songs for download on Rock Band


Coheed and Cambria - The Willing Well IV: The Final Cut
Coheed and Cambria - In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Van Halen - Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears

Megadeth Pack!
In My Darkest Hour
Symphony of Destruction
Return to Hangar

Green Day Pack!
Jesus of Suburbia
Basket Case
When I Come Around

Adam vs. God I: The First Rule of WoW is...

Me: lo bob
God: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me: I say "hi"
God: How do people usually respond to that? Hello. What is your name?
Me: the say "hi" too. I am Jack's Smirking Revenge
God: What is that? Why are you Jack s Smirking Revenge.
Me: Because that's what my momma named me
God: Interesting explanation. Where did you get your momma named you THAT?
Me: What else would she name me?
God: That is a hypothetical question.
Me: I suppose. I have a question for you.
God: OK. What is it ?
Me: Do guys who play World of Warcraft have a penis?
God: I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me: I need an answer to this question. It's very important.
God: When do you need that by? Very much? Are you sure it is?
Me: I need it right now.
God: At this moment " important"? You need it?
Me: Yes
God: Next question?
Me: Do guys who play WoW lose their penis?
God: You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me: Fine. I'll ask Satan.
God: Does that mean you agree? You can ask me anything you want.
Me: The first rule of Fight Club is that I can't talk about Fight Club.
God: What was the second?
Me: The second rule of Fight Club is that I can not talk about Fight Club.
God: What is that?
Me: The first rule of Fight Club is that I can't talk about it
God: What was the second?
Me: Are you retarded?
God: No I am super-intelligent.
Me: That's not a real word
God: Please correct my mistake. What is a real word ?
Me: A real word is a word that actually exists

Guitar Hero IV Wishlist!!

Ten most wanted:


Megadeth - Holy Wars... The Punishment Due
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
Micahel Angelo Batio - No Boundaries
AC/DC - Back in Black
Coheed and Cambria - On the Brink
Metallica - Master of Puppets
Rise Against - Dancing for Rain
Sublime - 40 oz. to Freedom
The Darkness - Love Is Only a Feeling
Jimi Hendrix - Highway Chile

Songs I require to be on Guitar Hero III

AC/DC - For Those About to Rock
Anti-Flag - The Press Corpse
Atreyu - Ex's and Oh's
Coheed and Cambria - Ten Speed
Dragonforce - Through The Fire And Flames
Jimi Hendrix - Highway Chile
Journey - Anyway You Want It
Killswitch Engage - My Curse
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
Metallica - Enter Sandman
The Offspring - The Kids Aren't Alright
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
The Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dani California
Rise Against - Prayer of the Refugee
The Scorpions - Rock You Like a Hurricane
Steve Miller Band - The Joker
Sublime - Santeria
Tenacious D - Papagenu (I can dream, right?)
Tool - Jambi

Of the Year

Movie of the Year: The Departed
Game of the Year: Final Fantasy XII
CD of the Year: Rise Against - The Sufferer & the Witness

Anthems 2006: The Year in Metal

1. Most Precious Blood - Shark Ethic
2. Metallica - ...And Justice for All(V for Vendetta video)
3. The Darkness - Hazel Eyes
4. Black Sabbath - Paranoid(The Sims game)
5. Coheed and Cambria - Welcome Home
6. Fozzy - Crucify Yourself (No link found)
7. Killswith Engage - My Last Serenade
8. Scorpions - Rock You Like a Hurricane
9. King Diamond - Welcome Home
10. Pantera - Power Metal (No link found)
11. Atreyu - Untitled Finale (FF7:AC video)
12. Avenged Sevenfold - Unholy Confessions

A song for every month. These are the metal anthems of the year, as selected by me. If you have iTunes (or Limewire) check out the songs Crucify Yourself and Power Metal, which are listed above. The list includes metal, heavy metal, alternative metal glam metal, power metal and metalcore.

-Jack

It's my birthday, yay!

Ok, combined with what I got myself, and what others have gotten me, I have received:

A lip ring
Senses Fail CD
Mortal Kombat: Armageddon
Pink Floyd The Wall DVD
Fight Club Poster
Metal Distortion Petal
Guitar Chords book
Two amp chords
Skull poster
30 bucks
A couch

-Jack

Mortal Kombat: Armageddon



Do you see that? DO YOU SEE IT?!

That my friends, is Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, and it is glorious return to the PS2 and Xbox for the series, for the final time. 62 characters (four needing unlocked) + Kreated Fighters. Aerial Kombat is returned to the series for the first time since the game went 3D. Konquest mode has recieved a huge overhaul since it's inception in the last game (Deception) and is overall a much more fun and rewarding experience. It feels more like a platformer, and who doesn't love platformers with a crapload of blood and gore? MK:A gets a 4/5.

-Jack

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see us squandering it. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

-Tyler Durden