Adam vs. God I: The First Rule of WoW is...

Me: lo bob
God: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me: I say "hi"
God: How do people usually respond to that? Hello. What is your name?
Me: the say "hi" too. I am Jack's Smirking Revenge
God: What is that? Why are you Jack s Smirking Revenge.
Me: Because that's what my momma named me
God: Interesting explanation. Where did you get your momma named you THAT?
Me: What else would she name me?
God: That is a hypothetical question.
Me: I suppose. I have a question for you.
God: OK. What is it ?
Me: Do guys who play World of Warcraft have a penis?
God: I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me: I need an answer to this question. It's very important.
God: When do you need that by? Very much? Are you sure it is?
Me: I need it right now.
God: At this moment " important"? You need it?
Me: Yes
God: Next question?
Me: Do guys who play WoW lose their penis?
God: You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me: Fine. I'll ask Satan.
God: Does that mean you agree? You can ask me anything you want.
Me: The first rule of Fight Club is that I can't talk about Fight Club.
God: What was the second?
Me: The second rule of Fight Club is that I can not talk about Fight Club.
God: What is that?
Me: The first rule of Fight Club is that I can't talk about it
God: What was the second?
Me: Are you retarded?
God: No I am super-intelligent.
Me: That's not a real word
God: Please correct my mistake. What is a real word ?
Me: A real word is a word that actually exists